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DAVE Daubenmire, aka “Coach Dave”, spends most of his time ranting about a variety of issues he claims are destroying the fabric of American Society via his Pass The Salt live webcasts.

Last month  the former high school football coach was banging on about the “sissification” of young American men:

“Everywhere they go, young men are being sissified. They’re being sissified in school, they’re being sissified in church. They’re being sissified on the job, they’re being sissified in the home.

“The daddies have become sissies, the daddies won’t speak back to their bossy wives because they want to get laid and so mom runs the house, mom runs everything.”

But in a later broadcast he excelled himself when he claimed that: “Masturbation is homosexuality. You’re having sex with a man. You get it? Now, you put images of a woman in your mind, but you’re having sex with a man.”

Taken to its logical conclusion, his assertion means that around 90 percent of men are gay, as the infographic, below, indicates:

Indiana University’s National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior (NSSHB) polled 5,865 Americans between the ages of 14 and 94 and found that men masturbate more often than women, with 84.6 women age 24-29 reporting having masturbated versus 93 percent of men in that same age group.

According to The Encylopedia of American Loons, Daubenmire also runs something called “Minutemen united”, a group of people who disrupts church services to proclaim their anti-gay stance.

Daubenmire asserts that he is “not homophobic. I’m not homo-hateful. I’m not homo-latent. I’m homo-
nauseous.

“I really couldn’t care less where a man desires to put his appendage. But I’m sick of hearing about it. I’m sick of talking about it. I’m sick of it being force fed to me on TV.”

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